Hello, my name is Alexander! My blog consists of funny and serious, colorful and drab, and everything in between. I love politics but I also love video games, I love to learn facts about the world but I also love to keep track of the adventures of Fionna and Cake. If you ever need someone to talk to, feel free to blow up my ask box, I won't judge you. I also like to doodle so feel free to ask for something outrageous :D
Here are various codes for video games/systems that I play with online.
NEW 3DS CODE: 0447-5624-2278
ACNL Dream Address: 5700-2923-4480
Wii U: FireStar
Don’t get me started.
I am not okay with the lack of continuity for Goofy’s real name
I don’t know what I was expecting, but this is bullshit.
I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE LACK OF CONTINUITY
goofy changes his name ever few years for the purpose of tax evasion, he has been dodging the government for well over half a century and owes hardworking american citizens hundreds of thousands of dollars in back taxes
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.