| Gay Guys: | All the hot guys are straight |
| Straight Guys: | All the hot girls are lesbian |
| Lesbians: | All the hot girls are straight |
| Straight Girls: | All the hot guys are gay. |
| Bisexual Guys: | All the guys are taken, All the girls are whores. |
| Bisexual Girls: | All the guys are whores, All the girls are taken |
| Pansexuals: | All you mothafuckas look alike. |
| Asexuals: | lol nope |
| Demisexuals: | None of my friends are safe. (◕‿◕✿) |